1. applying for a scholarship

    1. me: shit, they need me to state my talents. i have no talents.
    2. friend: yes you do! PhD in fangirling. stalking. pedo-ing.
    3. friend: jailbaiting. cursing. spazzing.
    4. me: okay so during my interview i'll should say this?
    5. me: "i stalk people very well. i'm sure that'll be helpful in my future career."
    6. me: "ps. i looked up your facebook and i see that your daughter graduated. congratulations."
    7. me: "also, your 14 year old son, ME GUSTA."
    8. friend: FULL SCHOLARSHIP
     

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